Pawnee Ballot Measure Results

City Council wasn’t the only thing being voted on in Pawnee. Check out some of the local measures on this year’s ballot and see what passed and didn’t pass.
Proposition 1D:
To approve a yearly government-funded Hunger Games-style competition.
Proposition 1D:
49% Yes
51% No


(FAILED TO PASS)
Proposition 5:
To seize the remaining land of the Wamapoke Indians and replace it with other land that we’d rather not have.
Proposition 5:
95% Yes
5% No


(PASSED, IMMEDIATELY STRUCK DOWN IN COURT)
Referendum K:
To officially allow “I Don’t Remember” as a legal explanation for large undocumented cash earnings.
Referendum K:
20% Yes
80% No


(FAILED TO PASS)
Proposition 21C:
Allocates $6 million to build a new state-of-the-art arena to attract the Indiana Pacers NBA D-League affiliate Fort Wayne Mad Ants.
Proposition 21C:
40% Yes
60% No


(FAILED TO PASS)
Proposition 12a and 12b:
To reverse Proposition 3 from 2010 and reinstate a curfew for all females.
Proposition 12a and 12b:
48% Yes
52% No


(FAILED TO PASS)
Proposition 99:
To replace the Pledge of Allegiance with Adele’s “Someone Like You” in all elementary schools.
Proposition 99:
90% Yes
10% No


(PASSED)
Proposition 68:
To change the legal definition of “dinosaur” to “imaginary Godless liberal make-em-up thing.”
Proposition 68:
50% Yes
50% No


(NO RESULT YET – VOTES BEING RECOUNTED)
Proposition 5N:
To allocate as many funds as necessary to establish a Pawnee outpost on the Moon by 2020.
Proposition 5N:
1% Yes
99% No


(FAILED TO PASS)
Proposition S:
To define a “blank stare” as a legal and binding acceptance of a marriage proposal.
Proposition S:
45% Yes
55% No


(FAILED TO PASS)
Ballot Initiative 26F:
Allocates $14,000 to drain and clean the Pawnee Reservoir.
Ballot Initiative 26F:
68% Yes
32% No


(PASSED)
Ballot Initiative 70:
To formally apologize to everyone in America for everything bad that happened in the past.
Ballot Initiative 70:
13% Yes
87% No


(FAILED TO PASS)