City Council

Bobby Newport
Bobby Newport

Hi, I’m Bobby! My advisor wrote me a bio to hand in and I gotta be honest, I lost it in like two seconds. So, point is, I’m a good guy. I’m just like you: I like to have fun, I like to ride skis (jet, water and snow), I hate having to get to the airport 20 minutes early to board my chartered plane, and I like to win stuff. I want to win so bad. And that is up to you, so please have me win. I will really do anything you guys want. I heard somebody say that they wanted better roads. I think they said roads – I didn’t fully hear it, but I think it was “roads,” but maybe “toads,” so just to be safe, I would give you both better toads and better roads without even thinking twice about it. I am that kind of guy and I think that means something. My dad is Nick Newport; you may have heard of him, he owns Sweetums. Vote Bobby!

Manrico Della Rossa Manrico Della Rossa

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Bobby Newport Bobby Newport

Hi, I’m Bobby! My advisor wrote me a bio to hand in and I gotta be honest, I lost it in like two seconds. So, point is, I’m a good guy. I’m just like you: I like to have fun, I like to ride skis (jet, water and snow), I hate having to… More »

Fester Trim Fester Trim

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Brandi Maxxxx Brandi Maxxxx

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Leslie Knope Leslie Knope

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