Due to a successful class action lawsuit, domesticated iguanas are no longer subject to Pawnee's leash laws.
Additionally, all reptiles, burrowing mammals, and small dog breeds may be wheeled through the parks while encased in Plexiglas terrariums.
News and Notes - updated June 10th, 2010
The Eagleton Restaurant Workers Union strike will only help our economy! Viva la revolution!!
Thanks to the persistence of one Parks Department employee, our snack kiosks now offer the "Ultimate Bacon Explosion" pork loaf! Each one-pound serving is hand carved on-site, and comes with its own foil carrying mitt and milk of magnesia chaser.
News and Notes - updated June 3rd, 2010
Don't believe what your hearing aides are telling you. The Senior Talent Show WILL GO ON AS PLANNED!!
CRIME ALERT: Someone has stolen all of the coins in the Circle Park Fountain! This is most likely a felony, as the crooks made off with an estimated $43 and 3,000 wishes. Tips should be referred to Deputy Director Leslie Knope, as the Pawnee Police have stopped returning her calls on the matter.
